Thank Goodness You're Here!

Platform
PC
Released
2024
Reviewed
25 Apr 2026
Rated
★★★☆☆
Progress
finished

At last, a pro-violence videogame. Absurd comedy with a pinch of darkness and a lively cast of characters that all have their own weird little stories. Sadly it was more just fun than funny for me (your mileage may vary). My other issue's the layout. The world's like a bead necklace, a string of open areas connected by one-way transitions (alleys, rooftops, etc.). This starts out great—looping you around lets the devs show how your reckless slappery wrecks the town—but it kinda dilutes the experience a bit later on when you keep having to go almost all the way forward round the loop just to go one space back.