Maybe the most brilliant experience of polish over fun I've had so far in a PICO-8 game. So unpleasantly baffling to play that I can't even praise its good sides. Imagine a slot car racer, but the cars are attached to the slots by long strings and they slow to a crawl whenever they (frequently) leave the prescribed track.
My progress: 7th place out of 8 in maybe a single one of the races I played