The Trash!!

These are just dumb jokes, often one-note.

Poems

1. 2025-12-23
   The Baize Miser Song

   I'm mister Baize Miser,
   I'm mister Green,
   I'm mister bite-backer,
   I'm the vampire snooker machine

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   After The Year Without a Santa Claus and Billy the Kid and the Green Baize Vampire.

2. 2025-10-25

   poets gape—
   the moon waxes
   her legs

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   Hee hoo… a haiku parody.

3. 2025-10-25

   One
   Three three three
   Five five five five five
   Seven seven seven sev—
   Oh.

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   Just a silly thing about oddquain syllable counts.

4. 2025-10-20
   Raid the Pyramids at Ram Ranch

   Orgy in the tombs at Ram Ranch,
   Big rolling rocks crushing Egyptologists
   Like Anubis wanting to rut.

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   After Ram Ranch.

5. 2025-09-18

   My Yabba is my worst place, my hell
   When I'm in the Outback then I am with devils

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   After Wake in Fright, with apologies to Scooter.

6. 2025-04-14

   Remember the old adage:
   If you can't outrun a horse,
   You should eat a horse.

7. 2025-04-07

   Fire sale!
   Baby shoes!!
   Never* worn!!!

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   Lionel Hutz type beat.